Cut the Shit

Joe Foolery

So leave it to me to get all bent out of shape because one guy doesn’t fall all over me. As you’ve seen from my last couple of posts, I’ve been going all crazy in my head after my date with V. I’ve definitely been acting like an idiot about it and have unfortunately been the queen of nonsensical drama. You see, I can analyze all of this now with a level head because-

He asked me on a second date.

UM. Yeah. I got to work this morning to find an email from V saying that he had a great time on Friday and would like to get dinner again. Imagine my excitement and then horror when I realized how deeply I let this effect me over the last slew of days. I’m such a boner and am quite embarrassed that I let this shit get under my skin. But it’s a lesson learned and I’ll remember to relax a bit more in the future.

I’m thinking that V and I will have dinner again on Friday night. I’ve got happy hour plans before that so I’ll be nice and buzzed before I see him. Let’s just hope the drinks chill a brother out! And by brother, I mean me.

Also, I met this guy last Friday before I had dinner with V and because he gave me a free bag of “Hydro”, I gave him my phone number. SO dumb. He will not stop calling me. And I feel bad, cuz I don’t want to hurt his feelings, but lawdy! Too too much. Just too and just much! I’ll probably call him back at some point, cuz I don’t want to be a full on dickhead, but at the same time, I have no room in my life for guys who call me twice a day – especially when I only talked to him for a good five minutes at the bar!

Alrighty…I’m leaving in a bit to have some Chinese and wine at lunch. Slurp. Lately I’ve been trying to broaden my China horizons by getting something other than sweet and sour chicken. My new flava flave? Beef in Oyster sauce. It’s very good and doesn’t taste like oysters at all! Who knew!? Well, probably the Chinamen.

Peace out friends!